AHHG!

It's a tough world, what do you do when you have no super-powers?

You make some high-tech armor and find yourself something to beat up.

Today's theme: GUYS IN ARMOR

Galactic Warrior finally catches up with the guy who mezmorized [sic], and there's hell to pay. Guest starring the mysterious Guardian Angel!




GALACTIC WARRIOR: You're the one who mezmorized [sic] me!* (*Super Nova #1)


MEZMIND: (In creepy squiggly word-balloon voice) Yes!


MEZMIND: AHHG!


GW: Can't penatrate [sic] my star shield. KAZAP!


MEZMIND: (Unconciousness)


GUARDIAN ANGEL: Good job!


GW: You didn't do so bad yourself giving me this new costume* (*Super Nova #1)

Well You Can't Always Win

He puts a red stew-pot on his head and beats up Wompas. He's Alphatron.





NARRATOR: They meet.


ALPHATRON: I'll use my finger dart to stun it. PWIT!


WOMPA: THUNK!


ALPHATRON: Well, you can't always win. TAPOW!


ALPHATRON: Lucky for my rocket boots.


ALPHATRON: Gotcha!


ALPHATRON: Now to take this big baby back to the zoo.


ALPHATRON: I could make a million on "Watch Wompas".


NEXT ISSUE: Alphatron's new armor.

Zarx, The Incredible

No, he's not happy to see you, that's a laser billy-club in his pocket.





ZARX: Watch out tin can


ZARX: SHISSH!


ZARX: I've got more weapons than a army base. VREEP!


EVIL ROBOT: BRAK!


ZARX: Adamantium gauntlets! PTOING!


ZARX: How about my lazer [sic] billy club!


EVIL ROBOT: ZAKSH!


EVIL ROBOT: FWAM!


ZARX: That thing was gone from the start!

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(The Super) Super Nova

I continue to shamelessly exploit my childhood...


Hey buddy, got a light? These guys always do. Today's theme is:


GUYS WHO ARE ON FIRE


Additionally, we are introduced to "The Guardian Angel," a sort of ML Comics deus-ex-mechina who's sole purpose in life is to undo the doings of the mysterious Mezmind, who turns otherwise upstanding citizens into fighters-of-superheroes.


I'd like to point out that this one has a (sort of) nonviolent ending. The true hero is forgiving, even when he has been called "Flame Face" and GLKed...





GALACTIC WARRIOR: [In an booming voice indicated by gray-outlined word balloons]: Prepare to die Flame Face!

SUPER NOVA: I wouldn't talk Bucket Head!

SN: GLK!

GUARDIAN ANGEL: Stop!

SN: It's the Guardian Angel!

GUARDIAN ANGEL: Just as I thought, he was mezmorized [sic]!

GW: [In a helmet-off regular world-balloon voice] Thanks!

GW: [In a booming helmet-on voice once again] Sory [sic]!

SN: It's OK.

Whoa Hot Stuff

NOTE: Guys with pointy hats have a bad attitude...





WILDFIRE: What's all that commotion?

WF: Whoa hot stuff!

WF: I've got some fire of my own, wanna see?

WF: OK! FWOOSH!

FIRE BREATHING DINOSAUR: Yipe!

WF: THOOM!

WF: Wrurf!

WF: One last blast!

Fire Ball Time

SUNBRIGHT: Huh?

UNIDENTIFIED ASSAILANT: Flooch!

UA: ZAP!

SB: Fire ball time!

UA: Yahh!

UA: ZAP!
SB: He won't survive

SB: My Heat Flash!

SB: By the way, what the heck was that?