tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-84086322011-12-15T04:57:54.587-08:00It's OK to exploit your own childhood, right? These are "Comic books" I drew when I was 10 or so. I could neither draw nor spell. And I still can't... Marknoreply@blogger.comBlogger101100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8408632.post-1097896096266502512004-10-15T20:02:00.000-07:002004-10-15T20:10:21.383-07:00It's a tough world, what do you do when you have no super-powers? <br /> <br />You make some high-tech armor and find yourself something to beat up. <br /> <br />Today's theme: GUYS IN ARMOR <br /> <br />Galactic Warrior finally catches up with the guy who mezmorized [sic], and there's hell to pay. Guest starring the mysterious Guardian Angel! <br /> <br /><img src="http://home.comcast.net/~mark.lamoureux/Galactic-Warrior.jpg"> <br /><br> <br />GALACTIC WARRIOR: You're the one who mezmorized [sic] me!* (*Super Nova #1) <br /><br> <br />MEZMIND: (In creepy squiggly word-balloon voice) Yes! <br /><br> <br />MEZMIND: AHHG! <br /><br> <br />GW: Can't penatrate [sic] my star shield. KAZAP! <br /><br> <br />MEZMIND: (Unconciousness) <br /><br> <br />GUARDIAN ANGEL: Good job! <br /><br> <br />GW: You didn't do so bad yourself giving me this new costume* (*Super Nova #1) <br /><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8408632-109789609626650251?l=ihavetwiceyourpower.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Marknoreply@blogger.com22tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8408632.post-1097895752145042672004-10-15T19:58:00.000-07:002004-10-15T20:02:32.146-07:00He puts a red stew-pot on his head and beats up Wompas. He's Alphatron.<br> <br /> <br /><img src="http://home.comcast.net/~mark.lamoureux/Alphatron.jpg"> <br /><br> <br />NARRATOR: They meet. <br /><br> <br />ALPHATRON: I'll use my finger dart to stun it. PWIT! <br /><br> <br />WOMPA: THUNK! <br /><br> <br />ALPHATRON: Well, you can't always win. TAPOW! <br /><br> <br />ALPHATRON: Lucky for my rocket boots. <br /><br> <br />ALPHATRON: Gotcha! <br /><br> <br />ALPHATRON: Now to take this big baby back to the zoo. <br /><br> <br />ALPHATRON: I could make a million on "Watch Wompas". <br /><br> <br />NEXT ISSUE: Alphatron's new armor. <br /><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8408632-109789575214504267?l=ihavetwiceyourpower.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Marknoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8408632.post-1097895488077119882004-10-15T19:50:00.000-07:002004-10-15T19:58:08.076-07:00No, he's not happy to see you, that's a laser billy-club in his pocket. <br /><br> <br /><img src="http://home.comcast.net/~mark.lamoureux/Zarx.jpg"> <br /><br> <br />ZARX: Watch out tin can <br /><br> <br />ZARX: SHISSH! <br /><br> <br />ZARX: I've got more weapons than a army base. VREEP! <br /><br> <br />EVIL ROBOT: BRAK! <br /><br> <br />ZARX: Adamantium gauntlets! PTOING! <br /><br> <br />ZARX: How about my lazer [sic] billy club! <br /><br> <br />EVIL ROBOT: ZAKSH! <br /><br> <br />EVIL ROBOT: FWAM! <br /><br> <br />ZARX: That thing was gone from the start! <br /><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8408632-109789548807711988?l=ihavetwiceyourpower.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Marknoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8408632.post-1097180480648835912004-10-07T13:20:00.000-07:002004-10-07T13:21:20.646-07:00Wasn't aware I was set to not accept comments from users not registered with blogger. It is now set to accept comments from anyone. <br /><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8408632-109718048064883591?l=ihavetwiceyourpower.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Marknoreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8408632.post-1096947161570064152004-10-04T20:22:00.000-07:002004-10-05T07:38:23.113-07:00I continue to shamelessly exploit my childhood... <br /><br> <br />Hey buddy, got a light? These guys always do. Today's theme is: <br /><br> <br />GUYS WHO ARE ON FIRE <br /><br> <br />Additionally, we are introduced to "The Guardian Angel," a sort of ML Comics deus-ex-mechina who's sole purpose in life is to undo the doings of the mysterious Mezmind, who turns otherwise upstanding citizens into fighters-of-superheroes. <br /><br> <br />I'd like to point out that this one has a (sort of) nonviolent ending. The true hero is forgiving, even when he has been called "Flame Face" and GLKed...<br> <br /><br> <br /><img src="http://home.comcast.net/~mark.lamoureux/SuperNova.jpg"><br> <br />GALACTIC WARRIOR: [In an booming voice indicated by gray-outlined word balloons]: Prepare to die Flame Face!<br> <br />SUPER NOVA: I wouldn't talk Bucket Head!<br> <br />SN: GLK!<br> <br />GUARDIAN ANGEL: Stop!<br> <br />SN: It's the Guardian Angel!<br> <br />GUARDIAN ANGEL: Just as I thought, he was mezmorized [sic]!<br> <br />GW: [In a helmet-off regular world-balloon voice] Thanks!<br> <br />GW: [In a booming helmet-on voice once again] Sory [sic]!<br> <br />SN: It's OK. <br /><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8408632-109694716157006415?l=ihavetwiceyourpower.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Marknoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8408632.post-1096946501342968182004-10-04T20:18:00.000-07:002004-10-04T20:21:41.343-07:00NOTE: Guys with pointy hats have a bad attitude... <br /><br> <br /><img src="http://home.comcast.net/~mark.lamoureux/Wildfire.jpg"> <br /><br> <br />WILDFIRE: What's all that commotion?<br> <br />WF: Whoa hot stuff!<br> <br />WF: I've got some fire of my own, wanna see?<br> <br />WF: OK! FWOOSH!<br> <br />FIRE BREATHING DINOSAUR: Yipe!<br> <br />WF: THOOM!<br> <br />WF: Wrurf!<br> <br />WF: One last blast! <br /> <br /><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8408632-109694650134296818?l=ihavetwiceyourpower.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Marknoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8408632.post-1096946122572508232004-10-04T20:11:00.000-07:002004-10-04T20:15:22.573-07:00<img src="http://home.comcast.net/~mark.lamoureux/Sunbright.jpg"> <br /><br> <br />SUNBRIGHT: Huh?<br> <br />UNIDENTIFIED ASSAILANT: Flooch!<br> <br />UA: ZAP!<br> <br />SB: Fire ball time!<br> <br />UA: Yahh!<br> <br />UA: ZAP! <br />SB: He won't survive<br> <br />SB: My Heat Flash!<br> <br />SB: By the way, what the heck was that?<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8408632-109694612257250823?l=ihavetwiceyourpower.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Marknoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8408632.post-1096421411488178952004-09-28T18:26:00.000-07:002004-09-28T18:30:11.490-07:00These are comics I drew when I was about 10. There are alot of them. I will be posting them periodically under the auspices of various themes, along with transcriptions of the narration as my 10-year-old hand is difficult to read. <br /> <br />Today's theme is: INSECT GUYS <br /> <br /><img src="http://home.comcast.net/~mark.lamoureux/Monark"> <br /><br> <br />NARRATOR: They Meet! <br /> <br />EVIL ROBOT: He will never survive my heat ray! <br /> <br />MONARK (sic): Want to make a bet? <br /> <br />MONARK: He can't get me up here! <br /> <br />EVIL ROBOT: Come down here! <br /> <br />MONARK: Not till your (sic) finished metal breath! <br /> <br />MONARK: ZAP! <br /> <br />EVIL ROBOT: CHOOM! <br /><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8408632-109642141148817895?l=ihavetwiceyourpower.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Marknoreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8408632.post-1096421141606093452004-09-28T18:23:00.000-07:002004-09-28T18:25:41.606-07:00<img src="http://home.comcast.net/~mark.lamoureux/Grasshopper"> <br /><br> <br />NARRATOR: They Meet! <br /> <br />GRASSHOPPER: He's got me in his web! <br /> <br />ROBOT SPIDER: TWWIP <br /> <br />GRASSHOPPER: Not for long! <br /> <br />ROBOT SPIDER: TWWIP <br /> <br />ROBOT SPIDER: TWWIP <br /><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8408632-109642114160609345?l=ihavetwiceyourpower.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Marknoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8408632.post-1096420832715377942004-09-28T18:16:00.000-07:002004-09-28T18:22:16.526-07:00<img src="http://home.comcast.net/~mark.lamoureux/Mothman"> <br /><br> <br />NARRATOR: They Meet <br /> <br />MOTHMAN: Look a Rubik's reject! <br /> <br />GELATINOUS CUBE: Vreeep! <br /> <br />MM: <Ptoing> Not even close! <br /> <br />MM: Ptoing <br /> <br />MM: Take this! <br /> <br />GC: Vreee...Wobble wobble <br /> <br />MM: I'll shrink to insect size! <br /> <br />GC: ? <br /> <br />MM: And come back to normal and take him by surprise!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8408632-109642083271537794?l=ihavetwiceyourpower.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Marknoreply@blogger.com1