It's a tough world, what do you do when you have no super-powers?
You make some high-tech armor and find yourself something to beat up.
Today's theme: GUYS IN ARMOR
Galactic Warrior finally catches up with the guy who mezmorized [sic], and there's hell to pay. Guest starring the mysterious Guardian Angel!
GALACTIC WARRIOR: You're the one who mezmorized [sic] me!* (*Super Nova #1)
MEZMIND: (In creepy squiggly word-balloon voice) Yes!
MEZMIND: AHHG!
GW: Can't penatrate [sic] my star shield. KAZAP!
MEZMIND: (Unconciousness)
GUARDIAN ANGEL: Good job!
GW: You didn't do so bad yourself giving me this new costume* (*Super Nova #1)
Friday, October 15, 2004
Well You Can't Always Win
He puts a red stew-pot on his head and beats up Wompas. He's Alphatron.
NARRATOR: They meet.
ALPHATRON: I'll use my finger dart to stun it. PWIT!
WOMPA: THUNK!
ALPHATRON: Well, you can't always win. TAPOW!
ALPHATRON: Lucky for my rocket boots.
ALPHATRON: Gotcha!
ALPHATRON: Now to take this big baby back to the zoo.
ALPHATRON: I could make a million on "Watch Wompas".
NEXT ISSUE: Alphatron's new armor.
NARRATOR: They meet.
ALPHATRON: I'll use my finger dart to stun it. PWIT!
WOMPA: THUNK!
ALPHATRON: Well, you can't always win. TAPOW!
ALPHATRON: Lucky for my rocket boots.
ALPHATRON: Gotcha!
ALPHATRON: Now to take this big baby back to the zoo.
ALPHATRON: I could make a million on "Watch Wompas".
NEXT ISSUE: Alphatron's new armor.
Zarx, The Incredible
No, he's not happy to see you, that's a laser billy-club in his pocket.
ZARX: Watch out tin can
ZARX: SHISSH!
ZARX: I've got more weapons than a army base. VREEP!
EVIL ROBOT: BRAK!
ZARX: Adamantium gauntlets! PTOING!
ZARX: How about my lazer [sic] billy club!
EVIL ROBOT: ZAKSH!
EVIL ROBOT: FWAM!
ZARX: That thing was gone from the start!
ZARX: Watch out tin can
ZARX: SHISSH!
ZARX: I've got more weapons than a army base. VREEP!
EVIL ROBOT: BRAK!
ZARX: Adamantium gauntlets! PTOING!
ZARX: How about my lazer [sic] billy club!
EVIL ROBOT: ZAKSH!
EVIL ROBOT: FWAM!
ZARX: That thing was gone from the start!
Thursday, October 07, 2004
Monday, October 04, 2004
(The Super) Super Nova
I continue to shamelessly exploit my childhood...
Hey buddy, got a light? These guys always do. Today's theme is:
GUYS WHO ARE ON FIRE
Additionally, we are introduced to "The Guardian Angel," a sort of ML Comics deus-ex-mechina who's sole purpose in life is to undo the doings of the mysterious Mezmind, who turns otherwise upstanding citizens into fighters-of-superheroes.
I'd like to point out that this one has a (sort of) nonviolent ending. The true hero is forgiving, even when he has been called "Flame Face" and GLKed...
GALACTIC WARRIOR: [In an booming voice indicated by gray-outlined word balloons]: Prepare to die Flame Face!
SUPER NOVA: I wouldn't talk Bucket Head!
SN: GLK!
GUARDIAN ANGEL: Stop!
SN: It's the Guardian Angel!
GUARDIAN ANGEL: Just as I thought, he was mezmorized [sic]!
GW: [In a helmet-off regular world-balloon voice] Thanks!
GW: [In a booming helmet-on voice once again] Sory [sic]!
SN: It's OK.
Hey buddy, got a light? These guys always do. Today's theme is:
GUYS WHO ARE ON FIRE
Additionally, we are introduced to "The Guardian Angel," a sort of ML Comics deus-ex-mechina who's sole purpose in life is to undo the doings of the mysterious Mezmind, who turns otherwise upstanding citizens into fighters-of-superheroes.
I'd like to point out that this one has a (sort of) nonviolent ending. The true hero is forgiving, even when he has been called "Flame Face" and GLKed...
GALACTIC WARRIOR: [In an booming voice indicated by gray-outlined word balloons]: Prepare to die Flame Face!
SUPER NOVA: I wouldn't talk Bucket Head!
SN: GLK!
GUARDIAN ANGEL: Stop!
SN: It's the Guardian Angel!
GUARDIAN ANGEL: Just as I thought, he was mezmorized [sic]!
GW: [In a helmet-off regular world-balloon voice] Thanks!
GW: [In a booming helmet-on voice once again] Sory [sic]!
SN: It's OK.
Whoa Hot Stuff
NOTE: Guys with pointy hats have a bad attitude...
WILDFIRE: What's all that commotion?
WF: Whoa hot stuff!
WF: I've got some fire of my own, wanna see?
WF: OK! FWOOSH!
FIRE BREATHING DINOSAUR: Yipe!
WF: THOOM!
WF: Wrurf!
WF: One last blast!
WILDFIRE: What's all that commotion?
WF: Whoa hot stuff!
WF: I've got some fire of my own, wanna see?
WF: OK! FWOOSH!
FIRE BREATHING DINOSAUR: Yipe!
WF: THOOM!
WF: Wrurf!
WF: One last blast!
Fire Ball Time
SUNBRIGHT: Huh?
UNIDENTIFIED ASSAILANT: Flooch!
UA: ZAP!
SB: Fire ball time!
UA: Yahh!
UA: ZAP!
SB: He won't survive
SB: My Heat Flash!
SB: By the way, what the heck was that?
Tuesday, September 28, 2004
Not Till Your [sic] Finished Metal Breath
These are comics I drew when I was about 10. There are alot of them. I will be posting them periodically under the auspices of various themes, along with transcriptions of the narration as my 10-year-old hand is difficult to read.
Today's theme is: INSECT GUYS
NARRATOR: They Meet!
EVIL ROBOT: He will never survive my heat ray!
MONARK (sic): Want to make a bet?
MONARK: He can't get me up here!
EVIL ROBOT: Come down here!
MONARK: Not till your (sic) finished metal breath!
MONARK: ZAP!
EVIL ROBOT: CHOOM!
Today's theme is: INSECT GUYS
NARRATOR: They Meet!
EVIL ROBOT: He will never survive my heat ray!
MONARK (sic): Want to make a bet?
MONARK: He can't get me up here!
EVIL ROBOT: Come down here!
MONARK: Not till your (sic) finished metal breath!
MONARK: ZAP!
EVIL ROBOT: CHOOM!
Not For Long
NARRATOR: They Meet!
GRASSHOPPER: He's got me in his web!
ROBOT SPIDER: TWWIP
GRASSHOPPER: Not for long!
ROBOT SPIDER: TWWIP
ROBOT SPIDER: TWWIP
Take This
NARRATOR: They Meet
MOTHMAN: Look a Rubik's reject!
GELATINOUS CUBE: Vreeep!
MM:
MM: Ptoing
MM: Take this!
GC: Vreee...Wobble wobble
MM: I'll shrink to insect size!
GC: ?
MM: And come back to normal and take him by surprise!
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